I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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