I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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