i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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