remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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