You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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