that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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