a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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