We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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