i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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