lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Everclear isn't food dammit
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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