So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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