Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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