I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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