you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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