im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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