We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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