her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Randomize
