I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
we're making bets on your personal life
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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