so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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