lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
wow bdsm is so cute
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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