I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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