There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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