Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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