is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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