ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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