Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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