I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.