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(818): View more from California

Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?

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Ya ya. Where you eating?

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Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.

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(818): Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out? (213): Ya ya. Where you eating? (818): Cereal and beer. U kno u want in. http://tfl.nu/3o1u

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(630): View more from Illinois

Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

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(630): Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes. http://tfl.nu/1voe

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(925): View more from California

They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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(925): They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah. http://tfl.nu/e2zc

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(636): View more from Missouri

Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?

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(636): Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later? http://tfl.nu/o4ww

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(804): View more from Virginia

The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.

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(804): The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in. http://tfl.nu/awzl

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(631): View more from New York

beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.

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(631): beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner. http://tfl.nu/w2xi

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(620): View more from Kansas

He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.

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(620): He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening. http://tfl.nu/b9i7

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(815): View more from Illinois

we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.

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(815): we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend. http://tfl.nu/dsgm

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.

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(662): Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though. http://tfl.nu/ai8a

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(+61): View more from Australia

I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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(+61): I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame. http://tfl.nu/104i

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(850): View more from Florida

Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."

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(850): Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening." http://tfl.nu/4kvm

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(425): View more from Washington

He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

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(425): He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo. http://tfl.nu/ajk9

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(602): View more from Arizona

He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.

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(602): He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME. http://tfl.nu/3gtt

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(870): View more from Arkansas

My boob is missing a layer of skin

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(870): My boob is missing a layer of skin http://tfl.nu/09nj

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(518): View more from New York

Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.

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(518): Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window. http://tfl.nu/wq4x

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