Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(941): View more from Florida

She is totally STD

(941): View more from Florida

Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD

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(303): View more from Colorado

if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.

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(480): View more from Arizona

It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.

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(206): View more from Washington

riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea

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(281): View more from Texas

i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.

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(714): View more from California

Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.

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