were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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