he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
