im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Success! We fucked roommates!
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