How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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