Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
it glows. i had to have it.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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