You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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