the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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