Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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