i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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