the new term for farting is butt boxing.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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