White coat. Heels.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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