I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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