farters have to be the big spoon...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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