Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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