got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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