This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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