she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I came so hard my ears popped.
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