They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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