Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The Olympian is in my bed
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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