Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
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