Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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