escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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