I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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