Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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