Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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