You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
false alarm. still invincible.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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