oh god the rape fog is back!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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