Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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