Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
