thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
two words: eviction party
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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