Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Green mimosas i think yes
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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