Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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